House of Paincakes Article No.40ish

The article can be found here.

As it was Halloween recently I thought some kind of Horror themed Eye-Candy would be in order.....

Asia Argento in Land of the Dead.
I'm not sure how practical that outfit is for fighting zombies now I think about it...

Jessica Alba in Idle Hands.
It has a tied-up Jessica Alba in it.....what more do you want, lol?

Natasha Henstridge in Species.
Is this horror or Sci-fi...doesn't really matter I suppose...

Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn.
The highlight of the film for most men I would have thought.

Kelly Brook and Riley Steele in Piranha 3D.
I think the following pictures tell you all you need to know about the movie really.

Given the fact that the entire genre centres around pretty girls being murdered by weirdos, pretty girls turning into Vampires, pretty girls turning into daemons, pretty girls.....well you get the idea.....I could do the next hundred eye-candies on this subject and still have material to spare but I thought I'd just crowbar a picture of Kate Beckinsale into yet another Tuesday and call it a day (for the moment at least) ;-)

For those of you who care about such things there will be actual 40K war-gaming content up tomorrow. For those of you who don't care then see you next Tuesday.
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Games Workshop Newsletter

Well you can put me quite firmly in the 'unimpressed' category when it comes to the new Necron models, but here some of them are anyway ;-)

Games Workshop
 The Games Workshop Newsletter29.10.2011
In this issue: The Necron legions are rising. Let the galaxy beware.
New Necrons now available to Advance Order
Reanimated with new characters, war machines and a Codex, legions of Necrons are available for you to Advance Order today. They'll be heading into Hobby Centres on November 5th, so assemble your legions now and prepare for war...
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Throne of Skulls - Mike - Day 1

Next up is Mike.

Me and Mike have completely different design philosophies when it comes to armies. Whereas I would find a unit configuration I like and simply duplicate it a number of times Mike would create a similar number of different units that were capable of doing the same job. Though the end result is broadly similar, the way the armies are used is completely different due to the varying design methods we both use.

Mike has recently started his own blog. Though it's in it's early stages of development it can be found here if you fancy a look and he assures me that he'll start updating it more regularly at some point ;-)

Lets get started then,

1750 Pts - Mikes ToS Blood Angels
HQ: Captain Tycho (1#, 175 pts)
   1 Captain Tycho @ 175 pts

HQ: Librarian in Power Armour (1#, 125 pts)
   1 Librarian in Power Armour @ 125 pts (Jump Pack; Blood Lance; Fear of the Darkness)

Elite: Sanguinary Priest (1#, 105 pts)
   1 Sanguinary Priest @ 105 pts (Brother Corbulo)
      1 Brother Corbulo

Elite: Chaplain in Power Armour (1#, 100 pts)
   1 Chaplain in Power Armour @ 100 pts

Elite: Sternguard Veteran Squad (8#, 265 pts)
   6 Sternguard Veteran Squad @ 265 pts (Combi-Meltagun x2; Combi-Plasmagun x1; Rhino)
      1 Sergeant (Bolt Pistol; Power Fist x1)
      1 Rhino

Troops: Tactical Squad (11#, 270 pts)
   9 Tactical Squad @ 270 pts (Flamer; Lascannon; Razorback)
      1 Sergeant (Bolt Pistol; Bolter)
      1 Razorback (Lascannon and TL Plasmagun)

Troops: Tactical Squad (11#, 245 pts)
   9 Tactical Squad @ 245 pts (Meltagun; Missile Launcher; Razorback)
      1 Sergeant (Bolt Pistol; Power Weapon x1)
      1 Razorback (Twin-Linked Heavy Flamer)

Troops: Assault Squad (8#, 194 pts)
   6 Assault Squad @ 194 pts (Meltagun)
      1 Assault Marine with Meltagun
      1 Sergeant (Lightning Claw x2)

Troops: Death Company (10#, 270 pts)
   1 Death Company @ 270 pts (Death Company; Death Company; Death Company; Rhino)
      1 Death Company (Power Weapon)
      1 Death Company (Power Fist)
      7 Death Company
      1 Rhino

Total Roster Cost: 1749

Game 1 Vs. Tau.
Mission - Seize Ground*, Deployment - Dawn of War
Result - Loss

* When announcing the mission the Tournament organiser said one mission type and put a different one on the display. This resulted in a large number of people playing the stated mission (Seize Ground) rather than the apparently correct displayed one (Capture and Control). I must point out however that this was the only organisation screw-up that I was aware of the whole weekend.

Opponents Army List.
2 x Commanders,
2 x Crisis Suits,
1 x 3 Stealth Suits,
3 x 10 Fire Warriors,
1 x 6 Fire Warriors with Carbines,
2 x Hammerheads with Ion Cannons,
1 x 3 Broadsides,
Fuck loads** of drones.

** Not sure that the phrase 'fuck-loads' can be accurately quantified but I'm presuming it means 'lots'...

Significant Events.
Power Weapon Sergeant ties-up Commander for 4 rounds of Combat.
Turn 5 I would have won, Turn 6 it was a draw, Turn 7 my opponent won.

Game 2 Vs. Chaos Daemons.
Mission - Annihilation, Deployment - Spearhead.
Result - Win

Opponents Army List.
Keeper of Secrets,
1 x 6 Fiends,
1 x 4 Flamers,
1 x 20 Daemonettes,
1 x 10 Bloodletters,
1 x 9 Bloodletters,
1 x 10 Pink Horrors,
Daemon Prince,
Soul Grinder.

Significant Events.
Death Company Rhino should have been mobbed***.
Opponent didn't roll enough 6's (to rend presumably).
Fiends died when charged.

*** I believe Mike is referring to a tactic that I use with my Daemons whereby I charge a vehicle with my Fiends or Fleshhounds and surround it completely so a vehicle wrecked/destroyed result leaves nowhere for the unit inside to be deployed therefore destroying all (or nearly all) of it. It's a somewhat unpleasant tactic when used against you as there's basically bugger-all you can do to prevent it if your within range.

Note the gap at the rear of the Death Company Rhino from which they can disembark...

...Which they promptly do. Had that gap been closed the unit inside could have been effectively neutralised. Now they're free to charge and destroy the Fiends next turn.

The four Flamers (almost) completely wiped out that group of Marines with 4x Breath of Chaos.
Game 3 Vs. Space Marines.
Mission - Sieze Ground, Deployment - Pitched Battle.
Result - Win.

Opponents Army List.
Sternguard in Land Raider Redeemer,
3 x Tactical Squads with Power weapon, Flamer + Multi-Melta in Rhino,
2 x 2 Landspeeder with Multi-Melta + Heavy Flamer.

Significant Events.
Turn one Corbulo used his re-roll to turn a roll of 2 into a 6 in order to destroy a Land Raider.
Tycho and Vulkan battled to the death (Vulkan's death apparently).

The Death Company get ready to do their thing...

The last thing that a Razorback driver want's to see pulling up alongside...

Vulkan and Tycho discuss their differences in a civilised manner...with a duel to the death ;-)

Well that isn't going to end well...
Day one over with. Day two should be appearing tomorrow.
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Throne of Skulls - Chris - Day 2

Following on from Day 1,

There's not a lot of notes for Chris's pair of games from day two but fortunately the next two people's articles have quite a lot of detail so that should make up for it.

Game 4 Vs. Tau.
Mission - Annihilation, Deployment - Pitched Battle.
Result - Win.

Opponents Army List.
Commander + 2 Guards,
4 x Fire Warriors,
4 x Devilfish,
3 x 3 Broadsides.

Significant Events.
Apparently at one point Chris rolled an improbable four sixes to Rend with one of his Assault Cannons.

The giant finger in the sky directs it's troops towards the enemy.

The pinnacle of Tau anti-armour technology.....hides behind some Devilfish... 

I hope that transports moved far enough so that Dreadnought is hitting on 6's...

Editors Note : This game didn't last particularly long as the Blood Angels speed and fire-power seemed to take the Tau player completely by surprise. Though to be fair some bad dice rolls may have had an impact as well.

Game 5 Vs. Imperial Guard.
Mission - Sieze Ground, Deployment - Dawn of War.
Result - Draw.

Opponents Army List.
Company Command Squad c/w Creed and Kell,
Command Squad with Plasma,
2 x 3 Infantry Platoons with Lascannon,
1 x Veteran unit with 3x Meltaguns,
2 x Sentinels.

Editors Note: There were definitely some Leman Russes on the table when I was watching the game as well as some Chimeras and the pictures seem to agree with my recollection of events, lol.

Significant Events.
Apparently there weren't any.

Apparently that model in particular was being singled out for destruction...

The players appear to have given up and gone home...

...and they're back.....

Well that's Chris's day two come to an end with his total results adding up to two wins and three draws.

Next up will be Mikes Blood Angels...
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